For L.P.--The Prank Call

so you'll never believe what happened today!!! it was crazy. i got a call from my dog saying she was out celebrating with norman rockwell for his birthday. and i was like, sophie, how is that possible? norman rockwell's birthday is february 3rd, it's already passed. besides, he died in 1978. and she goes, mom, don't you have an imagination? i'm at the art museum in new york. then she laughed and said ha, ha, ha. then i said, you silly girl. it's ironic that you're at the art museum in new york because that's where norman was born.

we talked for a few more minutes and then i heard this loud noise on the other end of the phone. i asked sophie what it was and she said there was a firetruck barreling down the street. i said, well i'm sure the news will be in the saturday evening post...